do you think it's funny if you are about to have sex with someone and you whip out your dick and pretend it's an anaconda. Additionally you add some intense action movie music on the background where it's about to snap at you
i miss you, you had me when you were my age and i really don’t think i’de be able to handle a kid. You were strong, stronger than i am, and even tho i only knew you for the first 8 months of my life.. i look up to you.
i know you see all my accomplishments and you must be proud, i know you weren’t a year ago, but you see what i’m doing and i know you’re smiling. I’ll never meet you, i’ve come to terms with that, but i’ll always try to live up to your expectations ( whatever those might be).
I talk to mom now more often. i lost touch with her for a few years but she’s happy, i’m happy.